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Asian Ghetto

A term referring to a food court on Durant between Telegraph and Bowditch streets in Berkeley. Though the actual name is "Durant Food Court", nobody calls it that because it lacks character. It is home to many Asian or Asian run restaurants and favorite dishes include Kimchi Fried Rice with Spam, Donuts, and a plethora of other foods. Also there is always a black guy playing hella loud music outside. Not to be confused with the Gourmet Ghetto on Berkeley's Northside.

Mark: Yo lets roll to the Asian Ghetto and get some Kimchi Fried Rice with Spam.
Tomo: Sounds good I want some popcorn chicken from Quickly

by anusman2009 March 5, 2010

38πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Cracked Screen App

When you crack your iPhone screen for some reason, but you just keep using it since it still works. It is free to get this app but if you want to get rid of it, you need to pay around $70 to get it fixed.

Tomo: How was the party last night?
Anuj: I got hella drunk last night and I blacked out. I noticed I got the Cracked Screen App on my iPhone when I woke up this morning feeling like P. Diddy.

by anusman2009 January 28, 2010

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Cracked Screen App

When you crack your iPhone screen for some reason, but you just keep using it since it still works. It is free to get this app but if you want to get rid of it, you need to pay around $70 to get it fixed.

TT: How was the party last night?
AK: I got hella drunk last night and I blacked out. I noticed I got the Cracked Screen App on my iPhone when I woke up this morning.

by anusman2009 July 22, 2012

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Cracked Screen App

When you crack your iPhone screen for some reason, but you just keep using it since it still works. It is free to get this app but if you want to get rid of it, you need to pay around $70 to get it fixed.

TT: How was the party last night?
AK: I got hella drunk last night and I blacked out. I noticed I got the Cracked Screen App on my iPhone when I woke up this morning.

by anusman2009 July 22, 2012

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


7-11 Kind

Another way of saying Indian. There are two types of Indians (a person originating from the country of India & Native American), so by thing 7-11 Kind Indian, it takes the confusion away.

Police: Yo, my bad I though you were Indian
Rucka Rucka Ali: What kind? The 7-11 Kind? Or the kind of Indian that goes Awawawawawawa.

by anusman2009 February 5, 2010

55πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


Magic Carpet

One of the ways Indians go to work or school. Other possible ways for them to travel is to ride on their pet elephant or camel. Usually magic carpet is expensive and only the wealthy households own a magic carpet. One of the most ideal family in India has two camels for the children, 2 elephants, and magic carpet. Magic carpet is usually used when a family member is late to work/school. Also, since the magic carpet uses curry & naan as its main fuel, there is a problem with curry pollution lately in India.

Conversation of a Typical Indian Family

Son: Mom I'm going to be late to school!

Mom: Anuj, I will give you the right to use the Magic Carpet today!

by anusman2009 October 7, 2009

112πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


Pig butthole

Contrary to popular belief, pig butthole is eaten just like chicken butthole, primarily in Korea and is often served with dog meat.

Asian Kid: And the memorable fact about Kunwoo is that he has eaten pig butthole once or twice.

Korean Girl: WHAT!?! I thought you could only eat Chicken Butthole!!

by anusman2009 January 28, 2010

16πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž