wtafyb

What the actual fuck you bitch?
Commonly used acronym for expressing shock and/or disgust towards the previous statement.

Courtney- I told her you never wanted to see her again.
Josh- wtafyb!?

week sleep

Verb
A week sleep is the act of sleeping for a full week after getting drunk.
Alcohol sleep week drunk intoxicated

Man 1: "dude, I heard Ashley was week sleeping!"
Man 2: "no way! Who would've thought she was such a party animal?"

anus weave

Noun
A large amount of hair on or around the anus.
Anus rear hair butt hole

"Hey, did you guys hear? this guy in my science class has an anus weave!"