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bassfap

Rhythmic sliding of the fret hand up and down the neck of a bass guitar to simulate masturbation (i. e., fap). Specifically coined to refer to the bassist's portion of the band intro on Adam Lambert's Glam Nation tour, wherein such motion is often employed.

Did you see last night's concert? When Tommy Joe Ratliff broke out the bassfap during his solo, the Glambulge must have grown six inches.

by aonvas August 1, 2010

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stage gay

Faux homo- or bisexuality between two (usually male, but see t.A.T.u. for the contrasting example) members of a band, expressed via acts of fanservice. See also Panic! at the Disco, Tommy Joe Ratliff and Adam Lambert during the latter's Glam Nation tour, My Chemical Romance, Katy Perry's I Kissed a Girl, etc.

Gerard Way says he's pulling out the stage gay to challenge people's homophobia, but I think he just likes to make teenage girls scream.

by aonvas August 1, 2010

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tonguediving

Like crowd surfing or stagediving, tonguediving involves a musician jumping into the crowd to make out with audience members. Coined (after being performed) by Adam Lambert on 17 August 2010.

Adam Lambert was tonguediving again during the encore of last night's concert. The Glamberts were flipping the fuck out.

by aonvas August 18, 2010

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tongue diving

Similar to crowd surfing or stage diving, tonguediving or tongue diving involves a musician jumping into the crowd to make out with audience members. Coined (after being performed) by Adam Lambert on 17 August 2010.

Adam Lambert was equal-opportunity tongue diving again during the encore of last night's concert. The Glamberts were flipping the fuck out.

by aonvas August 18, 2010

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