Rick Scott

A Reptilian Shapeshifting lizard who successfully conned the people of Florida into electing it into the US Senate. It can be seen attempting to take a more visually pleasing form as Lord Voldemort as not to alarm it’s human constituents. It became rich off of a healthcare company so it naturally took away basic Medicaid to the residents of Florida, standard Republican hypocrisy.

Floridian 1: Did Rick Scott speak yet?

Floridian 2: I think we missed it, I see it’s shed human suit at the podium.

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slagathor

noun - A portmanteau of “slut”, “slag”, and “whore”. Popularized by Dr.Kelso using it to address a female intern in the show Scrubs.

Person 1: “Did you see Melania set up an EZ-Pass to handle the traffic to her bedroom??”

Person 2: “Yeah, she’s a slagathor”

Blue MAGA

A pejorative term that attempts to create a false equivalency between Joe Biden’s and Donald Trump’s supporters and/or policies.

Often used by Green Party voters to shame Democratic voters for voting against the “lesser of two evils” instead of voting for a third party candidate that has exactly zero chance of winning in the general election and thereby benefits the Republican candidate.

This phenomenon of having no conceptual understanding of how the US electoral system works in reality can be observed on various social media platforms. The purveyors of this nonsensical narrative usually sport rose emojis in their name or profile and looking through their post history, their ignorance and fallacious arguments are nearly indistinguishable from an actual Trump supporter.

“Imagine using the term ‘Blue MAGA’ unironically to try to equate the fascist right wing and the moderate left wing.”

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