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Travel Cranky

The act of feeling grouchy,irritated and ill-tempered after travel. Usually after traveling a long distance, sitting in the same position and breathing air conditioned recycled air.

bjørge: dude, what are you pissed off about?
Tony: Nothing, i am just Travel Cranky after that eight hour bus ride to cambodia.

by aperritano February 5, 2011


phone nipple

that small round trackball on your phone that you can rotate to do stuff on its screen. usually located on blackberries, android phones etc...

Mike: how do i see more of your todo list on your phone.
Tony: just use the phone nipple to scroll.

by aperritano June 5, 2010


noisy quiet

a quiet setting with just a little noise. like when working and having the radio, tv or misc type background noises in the background. more than total silence and less than alot of noise.

bjørge: are you working tonight, do you need the place to be quiet?. i want to play my phil collins records.
Tony: Thats fine, i like it noisy quiet when i work.

by aperritano May 22, 2010

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food dare

When someone presents you with food or a food like substance that looks or smells gnarly and asks you to eat it. Usually the food is something that is commonly eaten and maybe particular to a certain culture.

Bjørge: Hey, do you want to try some Rakfisk?

Tony: whats that?

Bjørge: Its a fish that has been slowly fermented (rotten). Its our national dish in Norway.

Tony: Thanks, I will pass.

Bjørge: How about some sheep head? Its a traditional dish.

Tony: Dude, Norwegian food is such a food dare!

by aperritano February 7, 2011


table math

when you are out in a group at a bar or restaurant and there is a shared bill and no one has change(usually for a twenty) or the correct amount for their portion of the tab . Thus follows a complex series of illogical but correct money swaps to come out with the correct amount for the bill plus tip.

Lets settle the bill. I think we need some table math. You give me a twenty, i will put in fifteen and cover you five on your tab and then you give him a ten. That should make us even.

by aperritano July 7, 2009