Fort Myers

Fort Myers Aka Fort Mizery is a city in Florida made up entirely of surfer fags and beach queers. I hate Fort Myers

Me: Fuck Fort Myers
Girl: Look at that cool beach dude
Me: Fuck that fag
Girl: Fuck You
Me: You Wish

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Koloss

Album by Meshuggah that will probably trigger the end of the world. Listen at your own risk.

Boy: Prepare your anuses, Koloss is coming soon!!
Girl: But I don't want to die a virgin!!!!!!!!
Boy: Bend over hoe let me give you my koloss.