D-Scott Virus

The D-Scott Virus is an overarching name given to any and all diseases--great and small. While it is traditionally associated with common airbourne illnesses, it can actually range anywhere from something as small as a sneeze to something as great as the AIDS. While the origins of the disease are unknown to the medical community, there is rampant speculation that it originates from a host in southwest Ohio.

Person A: "Ahhh-CHOOOO!"
Person B: "Watch out, dude, you could be spreading the D-Scott Virus!"

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Blasp-berry

A creation where a blue berry is inserted into a raspberry to create a divine treat. The word is a combination of its two main ingredients: "bl" from blueberry "asp" from raspberry. Together they make BLASP-BERRY!

Dude A: Hey, Paco, shall we have blueberries today?
Dude B: Um, I think I'd rather have raspberries this time.

Dude A & B together: then let's have BLASP-BERRIES!!!!!!!
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Chick A; Blue berries are sooooooo good, but sometimes I want raspberries. And sometimes I just wish they were the same thing.
Chick B: Well, duh! Why don't you just eat a blasp-berry? They are blueberries inside raspberries. They are the hottest thing out there.