Pregnant Virgin

Shove a small desk lamp up a women's(must be a virgin) vagina while on, lighting up her stomach giving it the appearance of Jesus, making her a pregnant virgin.

My girlfriend on our Christmas eve party was givin a pregnant virgin.

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Rem Job

When you hold someone upside down and give then a rim job.

Remy gave Julia a rem job, then she gave him one back.

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