iDildo

Something you shove up your ass while listening to iTunes

(Guy calls Apple store pretending to be Steve Jobs)
Guy: We're releasing a new Apple product, you wanna know what it's called?
Apple Store Employee: sure
Guy: it's called the iDildo, you shove it up your ass while listening to iTunes
*Apple Employee hangs up*

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Zunephone

Microsoft's response to the iPhone, coming in 2013. 6 years late like the Zune

Steve Jobs: iPhone!, bitch
Steve Ballmer: Zunephone!, asshole

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iOrgasm

What happens when you spin and spin the wheel of an iPod to the point that it freezes

Person: I kept spinning through the songs in my iPod so much that it had an iOrgasm and froze

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Mark Zuckerberg

The creator of Facebook

Person 1: Who's Mark Zuckerberg?
Person 2: The creator of Facebook
Person 1: the what?
Person 2: the dude who made the site
Person 1: oh, like Tom on MySpace
Person 2: yea, and Jack Dorsey on Twitter

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Enough is Enough

a term popularized by Samuel L. Jackson in snakes on a pane

Enough is Enough I've had it with these muthafuckin snakes on this muthfuckin plane.

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Cheeseburger bill

A bill passed by Congress making it illegal for depressed obese people, who want to blame everyone but themselves, to sue fast food chains claiming that the chains themselves caused their obesity

Obese people wanted someone to blame so they decided to sue the bastards. fast food chains got sick of this so Congress passed the Cheeseburger bill

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Don Gorske

A man who has eaten over 23,000 Big Macs

he's surprisingly skinny and somewhat healthy

Don Gorske is a true Big Mac enthusiast

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