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you dropped your virginity

The Freshman version of "you dropped your pocket"

Freshman: *laughs* hey! you dropped your virginity
Sophomore: Shut up, Freshman

by applealex September 27, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


MySpace

MySpace was founded on 3 simple principles:

1. Skanky pictures of skanky people doing skanky things
2. crappy bands
3. profile pages you can customize into an incoherent garbled mess of flashing pictures and Jack Johnson videos

MySpace sucks ass

by applealex February 7, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nevel

The gay little 11 yearold on iCarly

Nevel: Get ready Carly for a real kiss, from a real man....... mother run a bath!!

by applealex December 9, 2009

32๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Principal

the person your teacher sends you to when they can't handle the stupid shit you do anymore, or they're on their period

a principal will give you a lecture on how to behave and a detention if it was really bad you'll be suspended

Student A: the stupid bitch sent me to the principal
Student B: what happened?
Student A: he got some sand in his vag so he gave me a detention

by applealex December 1, 2009

89๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


metal detector

Basically a door frame that you walk through, it beeps if you have anything metallic on you.

while it is mainly used at airports and cruise terminals to stop people with guns and bombs, schools are now using it to stop students from bringing in iPods and phones

metal detectors are commonly accompanied by X-ray machines to scan your bags

Kid 1: Dude did you bring your iPod?
Kid 2: nah, I would've but the fucking metal detector beeped and they took it from me

by applealex November 16, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


left nut, right nut

A game in which 2 people sit in each side of a person

the left person says "left nut"
the right person says "right nut"
then both people continuously hit the person in the middle until they say "dick in the middle"

*both people sit, Person A hopes "oh no. not left nut, right nut*
Person B: Hey dude........ Left nut
Person C: Right nut
*punching begins*
Person A: ow, Dick in the middle

by applealex November 30, 2009

28๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž