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Russell

Russell is a guy you want to keep around. Russell's always cross the line but tend to get away with it because of their charm. Smooth like silk but sharp like a knife. Russell may stab you if you come for his partner or family. Russell's are meticulously clean around the house but do not be fooled. Russell can be clean, but when it comes to pranks, he plays dirty. Russell's are great lovers... Of many things. Russell tends to have many friends, but if you cross him you will not see him again.

Girl 1: That guy just insulted me, but something about him draws me in.
Girl 2: Ohhhhhh, that's my friend Russell. He's making moves.

Guy 1: That guy just punched me in the face!

Guy 2: Did you speak to his wife? Cause that's Russell.

by applebottompeens April 8, 2024