subway baptism

taking a bath in mayonnaise while fully clothed, just to vibe.

“why isn’t brandon at work today?”
“he’s getting a subway baptism from alonso.”

capritta

Capritta is a hilarious, sweet, lovable person. She knows how to make anyone laugh. She is sassy, but she gets what she wants when she wants it. Get yourself a Capritta.

“did you see that girl?”
“yeah , she’s a total Capritta!”