taking a bath in mayonnaise while fully clothed, just to vibe.
âwhy isnât brandon at work today?â
âheâs getting a subway baptism from alonso.â
Capritta is a hilarious, sweet, lovable person. She knows how to make anyone laugh. She is sassy, but she gets what she wants when she wants it. Get yourself a Capritta.
âdid you see that girl?â
âyeah , sheâs a total Capritta!â