Run 3

That game you play when you don't feel like doing anything.

Kelton: Science project?
Nguyen: Nah.
Kelton: Run 3 time.

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Ra Ra Rasputin

A song that you dance too while crushing the skulls of your enemies.

Now's a great time to listen to Ra Ra Rasputin.
Ryan: Killing time! Turn up the Rasputin

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square root of 0

When you don't have a will to live anymore

Suicidal person: Man, I have a square root of 0.

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wanna be a member?

The best pickup line of all time

Hey Charlene wanna be a member?

parayeet

The thing you say when you want to sound cool but can't.

Rorick: PARAYEET!
Santiago: What. No get out.

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Chance and Anthony

A part of a song that's auto-tuned so badly that it makes the rest of the song sound amazing by comparison.

Jake Paul: And cHaNcE and aNtHoNy
Viewers: MY EARS

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urban ditionary

When you can't spell a word correctly while texting

Jon: I love urban ditionary
Jill: What?!