bacon call

Same as booty call but preferably includes any form of bacon, such as baconnaise.

A call that will make you squeal like a pig.

Example:
Tim bacon called me last night. We totally porked.

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Captain Jack Sparrow

A drink consisting of Jack Daniels and Captain Morgan. This night will eventually end up with you looking for your Black Pearl, yarring most of the time and walking as if you had a wooden leg.
Guaranteed loss of sight, eye patch or not.

- Would you like a Captain Jack Sparrow?
- No thanks. Last time I woke up with a tribe in the Caribbeans.

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