High School

A government funded prison system where teenagers are locked up, typically eight hours a day five days a week, and then told they are learning valuable information. They are then fed what they are told to be nutritional food, but is really a by product from a horse shit processing factory.

Hey, in High School I learned how to solve equations with two variables.

In High School I learned about the political changes following the creation of the internet.

In school I learned nobody gives a shit

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guitar

A way for teenagers to spend hours accomplishing nothing. Leads to them believing they can start a band, then the band fails because they only play Van Halen songs and cant get a record contract.

Person 1
I can play freebird on guitar.
Person 2
Well I can get 100% of it on expert on guitar hero.

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