List Of Three

When in a committed relationship, the three famous people you’re allowed to engage in sexual relations with and not have it count as cheating. They must be famous people whom you’ve never met and have no previous relationship with or connection to.

Zooey Deschanel is definitely at the top of my list of three!

Pwn

Pronunciation: (pôn) Originally a misspelling of the word own, as in to totally have a skillful advantage over someone or something pwn is to more than just own; to pwn.

I pwn you you at Street Fighter.

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Post-urinal Drip

The annoying extra little bit of urine men can never seem to get out of their penis after peeing no matter how many times they shake, until they place their penis back in their pants.

No, I didn't drip water from washing my hands, that is just post-urinal drip

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pwn15

Pen15 + Pwn1j is uber cock slappage across the forehead.

I gave Militaristic the Pwn15.

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