compton corkscrew

while having sex with a female in the doggy-style position, the act of slowly lubricating the asshole with either saliva or a sexual lubricant such as K-Y Jelly, then very aggressively inserting a wine or champagne cork into the asshole without her suspecting or welcoming it

you: yeah, baby, you like how i massage your ass? feels good,
huh?

(BAM!)

her: what the fuck was that? why did you do that?

you: i did it cuz i'm gangsta like that, biatch! you just got the compton corkscrew!

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