International Relations

When you fuck a foreigner.

1: Where's Jimmy?
2: He's got an illegal alien upstairs.
1: What?
2: International Relations.
1: Man, that guy is a true Sex Ambassador.

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the hood

1. that which covers the engine of a car, typically made of metal, and opened via a latch within the automobile; 2. a garment covering the head.

Not to be confused with 'hood (c.v.)

1. To change the oil in his car, he first had to lift the hood. 2. Superman wears a cape that has no hood.

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urbantage

an advantage that comes of living in a city.

Country bumpkin: Wow! So many bookstores and movie theatres and restaurants!

City dewller: Simple urbantages, my friend.

Daeth

Dyslexic for 'Death'.

Dyslexic Dan met his daeth while mountian clmibing.

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slobese

extremely overweight and slow

We missed our plane because no one could get around the slobese bitch at the front of the line.

Eastern Orthodox

WASP; Ivy League, or the pretense of such.

With those dock siders, the khaki pants, the raised shirt collar and the blond hair, there was little doubt that he was Eastern Orthodox.

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Eastern Orthodox

WASP; Ivy League, or the pretense of such.

With those dock siders, the khaki pants, the raised shirt collar and the blond hair, there was little doubt that he was Eastern Orthodox.

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