Bardex

(noun) The brand name of a popular, commercially available enema kit. The brand has become an unofficial term for any enema equipment in enema fetishist circles.

I've been eating nothing but shredded wheat and dried beef for three days. I'd better grab the Bardex and get my tract moving.

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Burdock

Burdock is any of a group of biennial thistles in the genus Arctium, family Asteraceae.

The prickly heads of these plants are noted for easily catching on to fur and clothing, thus providing an excellent mechanism for seed dispersal. Burrs cause local irritation and can possibly cause intestinal hairballs in pets. However, most animals avoid ingesting these plants.

Julian, you're covered in burdocks --I hate those fucking things.

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PYRT

(noun) An abbreviated, but loud and somewhat high-pitched fart.

As I sat painfully braced and clenched in the theatre with indigestion, I did my best to hold it, alas ...PYRT!

My date was horrified and I went home alone.