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The experience of being in multiple concurrent conversations while managing one primary conversation but retaining enough of a semblance of other conversations to jump in to another with ease. Primarily observed in greater Chicago area.
Steve and Marcy, somewhat aghast at the apparent impoliteness of the room of 10 Chicagoans all talking over each other, wondered how they could break through the Chicophony.
Over purchasing because the price per unit is too attractive to pass up.
Aw, Mike why did you buy three 48-ounce bottles of ketchup? The Costco effect got you. The second two are going to expire before you get to them.
The act of making online donations to feel better about your grossly consumer lifestyle that often directly negatively impacts the causes you donate to online.
Darlene is such a cunt. She thinks she's saving the world with her practice of e-humanism, but her day-to-day consumerism defeats her supposed online sensitivity.
When you make a mobile purchase so quick that it produces an exhilarating feeling of satisfaction.
Hey Kevin, what do you think about this great deal on this French press? Should I buy this?
I already found an awesome deal and I bamazoned it-- it's coming tomorrow.
To make a law suppressing an alternative gender/sexual orientation.
Indiana Gov. Mike Pence's signature on the diva crow law also known as the religious freedom law codified one person's religious belief so that it could overrule another's.
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To entice strippers by selectively throwing out several dollars at a time in order to gain more attention.
Oh man I blew $300 at Jiggles last night.
WTF Pablo. Why didn't you just throw out some chum like I did? The chicks were all over me.
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When a stripper uses a scarf or similar garment to conceal the after effects of giving birth in an effort to garner larger financial gains.
Here, hun, before you go on stage you gonna want a waist scarf if you don't want scare the guys away with that botched caesarian.
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