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The act of licking a doorbell with a built in camera for a very long time in an effort to achieve notierity and/or sexual satisfaction.
Jeff wasnât sure if Cory was home and knew he wasnât after performing ringilingus to the camera doorbell. Jeff also wanted to ejaculate.
The opposite of approach avoidance. To become increasingly attracted to a decision as one nears the decision moment.
"I felt a bit guilty when I told my wife I was going bowling, but as we pulled up to Jiggles the sense of proximity enticement washed that all away. "
When you purposefully fart in someoneâs bed to retaliate or preemptively take action against what you think they may do to you.
Kitty: âThat guy who checked into room 3400 was a real asshole to the bell hop.â
Kim: âI know, I am Dutch dusting his bed when I clean the room today.â
Siblings born of the same father but by different mothers, or also known as half-sisters or half-brothers.
As Erick explained again to the social worker, "No, listen. Both my children, Hank and John are dicklings. They're only related because of me. They have different mothers.
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The line that forms when a woman crosses her leg; from the side this constitutes a straight-line from the back of the hamstring to the curve of the visible buttock in the form the shape of a candycane
Shelia's position in the chair when she crossed her legs was a delicious shape of a candy cane, forming a lady candy viewpoint.
The burst of excitement felt in one's breast upon the initial sexual touch of a partner's genitalia on the recipient's body.
yeah my date was the shit bro. When I sat on him I got the cocaine titties.
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The splatter from a bowel movement that leaves evidence on the inside of the toilet bowl.
Cheryl, having ate too much processed food the day before, had a bowel movement that left a fecal flower on the inside of the toilet bowl.