Alpha

A person who doesn't handle failure well. Instead of recognizing one's limitations to take an effort to grow oneself, this "alpha" copes with their limitations by adopting a foolish value system that is based on the observations of David L. Mech of wolves (not "African dogs", wolves) in captivity. He has since denounced that his discoveries applies to humans, because humans -- outside of prison -- do not live in captivity. In the wild, this same species of wolves have only the parent/child paradigm rather than this "alpha" crap that insecure men have adopted like it's their DC/Marvel comics super power, when their only "super power" is denial of the truth.

Therefore, an alpha is a person who does not handle failure well.

"I knew that you called yourself 'alpha' when you were rude to your waitress."

Batman's Bedtime

Dawn, when the night is over and it's time to crash.

We had no idea how long we were talking and then now here we find that it's Batman's Bedtime, so we called it a night.

boomer

1) A person who is so proud of their ignorance that they don't want to upset it by learning anything new.

2) Incidentally, a person who was born between the years 1945 until around 1962.

Until younger politicians get elected and stop them, the Baby Boomer generation is determined to dismantle everything great that the Greatest Generation built.

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Skeptible

When a skeptic's theories show signs of gullibility.

The details that Eddie gives behind his flat Earth theories makes him seem skeptible as a monkey.

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hick

(n.) Any person who is ambivalent to remaining ignorant.

I consider anyone who routinely makes bad decisions, like getting into fights, to be a hick.

Trumpy Bear

An individual who knows just enough about politics to repeat a talking point, but not enough to debate political issues from a neutral point of view. This is proven when they try to elaborate and defend their talking point.

"I feel like I'm babysitting these Trumpy Bears, because when I try to explain anything they fall back to the language that Limbaugh gave them, that even they themselves don't even understand."

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Ted Cruz hire

(n.) An employee who nobody likes to work with, nobody enjoys to be around but for whatever reason one or a few very powerful people want them there anyway.

Well, the Ted Cruz hire finally got caught stealing from the employee fridge but even then nothing will be done about it.