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Buffalo Bill

(v.) The act of taming a wild stallion.

Note: Often used to described the taming of a man or beast who displays a spirit very similar to that of a stallion.

..so I grabbed my end of the lasso as firm as I could while I got on that mare's back, and then I buffalo bill'd that horsey 'til only one of us was left standing.

by arf79 July 13, 2010

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square

(n). Someone who lives in fear of rules that they won't attempt to understand.

My boss is such a square, doesn't make any decisions, that you'd think his job was to relay his own orders from above and I feel like rather going to his boss for help.

by arf79 August 27, 2024


goon arm

Noun for both:

1) A type of physical abuse where a physically domineering person grabs another person by the arm, usually the upper bicep, and pulls the victim towards themselves.

2) A timeless trope in cartoon comedies where we see an angry individual swinging punches at the air between themselves and a taller individual, because the taller individual has their hand on the forehead of the angry individual and thus won't let them get closer.

Foghorn Leghorn sure upset Daffy Duck, but when Daffy got too steamed Foghorn stopped Daffy's punches with the goon arm! Boy, I'd be happy if these definitions had different words.

by arf79 June 17, 2022


Alphaschmuck

(n.) A person who emulates an unearned entitled demeanor, like an Alpha-type person, but by ignoring the lazy, dull reality of their personally they confidently follow the herd at their own peril.

Poor alphaschmucks camping out for Black Friday sales, unaware that you can find pretty good deals online too.

by arf79 December 19, 2020


Toxic femininity

Willful ignorance, a heavy sense of entitlement with a refusal to take responsibility for one's own actions, encouraged by others with the same condition and reality shows. See: narcissism.

"We always got toxic femininity from the customers coming out of the yoga studio a few doors down." (true story)

by arf79 July 5, 2022

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Get ready Dallas

It describes that feeling you get on the toilet right before the first, main dump comes out.

So after those hot wings I made it just in time to, "Get ready Dallas."

by arf79 July 10, 2011

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