pondefecate

verb
The act of thinking when performed by an asshat. (see asshat for further definition)

Originally inspired in observation of Sarah Palin.

You could really see the asshat pondefecate over that question.

Sarah Palin winked, then squinted in pondefecation.

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pulling a rentboy

derived from a scandal involving uber-conservative Baptist minister George Alan Rekers who, while publicly condemning homosexuality, also procured the services of a male companion on a website called Rentboy.

Secretly doing something that you publicly condemn.

I wouldn't be surprised if one day that homophobic asshat is caught pulling a rentboy.

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