Rood

When u be like, “imma type this big ass essay as a txt 4 my fren” and then they be like “cool” afTER YOU SPENT FIFTEEN MINUTES TUPING THE GODDAMN THING AND POURED YOUR HEART AND SOULD INTO IT BEING ALL PASSIONATE N CRAP JUST TO RECEIVE A “cool” AND I COULDNT EVEN BE A “cool beans” LIKE NO DUDE THATS EFFIN ROOD. R O O D.

“Hey man did you know that coconuts are mammals? I wrote you a whole essay. Y’know cuz they produce milk and have hair... read more”

“Cool”

“That’s it? That’s rood”