present company excluded

What you say when ever you inadvertently insult someone within earshot.

Urbandictionary readers are wankers. Present company excluded of course.

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intellectual bigot

When someone who is smarter than you points out that fact.

You: your wrong
Them: you mean "you're"
You: DON'T BE AN INTELLECTUAL BIGOT!!

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snarkphones

headphones that let you differentiate sarcastic comments from serious ones

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