queano

so fucking hot and perfect in every way

my new girlfriend is hella queano

8👍 8👎

manegold

someone who is has a huge head, is extremely goofy, and gets naked with alcohol in his system.

after one shot that bitch got all manegold and shit

10👍 5👎

stranger

Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, giving you the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

last night i was hella bored so i pulled the stranger on myself

304👍 161👎

fuckass

someone who just does stupid shit and pisses me off

shayon stop being such a fuckass or i'll kick u in the throat.

19👍 31👎

trancing

intensley listening to trance no matter whos around you

don't bother me right now cause im trancing

27👍 2👎

girlscouting

when you insert 3 fingers into a womans vagina.

i girlscouted my girlfriend last night

14👍 6👎

zombie mask.

While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.

she didn't expect that i was gonna give her a zombie mask, oh man it was hella funny

61👍 27👎