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A habit parents have of believing their children are special or superior to other children when it is clear to outsiders they aren't
Parent: Our Billy is amazing, he'll be president some day
Other person: I think you may be suffering from parental delusion
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Meeting somebody for a date whom you met when you were completely drunk, and don't remember what the person looked like
Fred: Man I was to wasted yesterday night... I think I'm going to text her for a blind drunk date