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A flaccid uncircumcised penis with the foreskin pulled back.
Let me send you a photo of my sad crown.
When a girl is giving a man a blow job, but instead of swallowing she spits it in his eye and kicks him in the shin so he's blind in one eye and hopping around as if with a peg leg.
Why are you so blind today? Did your mom give you a reverse dirty pirate last night?