fucksocks

1) condom
2) wanking aid in the form of a footwarmer
3) inoffensive expletive

oh FUCKSOCKS!
or
I can't believe I forgot the fucksocks. no bumgay action for me I guess.

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scruttocks

also slattocks

tender fleshy area between bollocks and arseflap.

OOOOooooh! right in the scruttocks! nasty

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