Lumberjack Coffee

A dark roast of coffee sweetened by maple syrup

M: Bruh, watcha drinkin'

AH: Just sippin' some Lumberjack Coffee from my flannel patterned mug!

Yur Mom

One of the most overused insults ever.

MAT: Dude what r we doing in math class today?
DUDE: YUR MOM! BOOM SUCK IT IM SO MLG!!!!
MAT: Dude that's more of a joke than an insult nowadays...

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The Outskirts of Nowhere

The place I moved because the middle of nowhere was too crowded.

ATTRACTIVE GIRL: Where do you live?
MAT: the outskirts of nowhere...
ATTRACTIVE GIRL: Lol why?
MAT: The middle of nowhere was too crowded!
BOTH: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OCD

Obsessive Capaldi Disorder.
Being obsessed about actor, Peter Capaldi

MAT: Dude I have OCD.
DUDE: WTF yur obviously lying.
MAT: NO! I have Obsessive Capaldi Disorder.
RANDOM WHOVIAN: DUDE ME TOO!

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Middle school love

1.A relationship that starts in middle school and has a low chance of being life long.

2.Something that haunts me to this day

3. A pointless relationship that only includes mainly awkward hugs, winks, smiles, conversations, and constant use of the term "I love you"

LOVE-STRUCK FRIEND: OMAHGAWD I luv That gurl over there.
MAT: are u guys dating or something?
LOVE-STRUCK FRIEND: YUS WE'VE BEEN DATING FO THREE WEEKS!!!
MAT: It won't last that's just middle school love.
LOVE-STRUCK FRIEND: FOOL! I shall make it last then.

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Grape

1. A conjunction of the two words gay and rape
2. The act of a male sexually assaulting another male

HUNTER: HEEEEYYYYY BUUUUUD.....
BUUUUUD:oh... Uh.... Wh-why aren't you wearing pants?
HUNTER:*POUNCES ON BUUUUUD*
BUUUUUD: GRAPE! GRAPE! GRAPE!
BLIND DUDE: Who dafug wants a grape?

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Gen wunner

A usually stupid, old, or douchey person who says that Gen one of Pokemon is the best and complains about the faults of the other generations of Pokemon.

MAT: *buys Gen one Pokemon starter t-shirt
BRO: *glares disapprovingly*
MAT: Dude wtf are you doing.
BRO: (WHISPERS) u dirty Gen wunner...

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