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Vajangerous

When a woman's, or drag queen's, or tranny's vagina is a danger to self or others.

Her pussy is a menace in the hood. Yes, that girl is Vajangerous!

by artfulmark March 5, 2016


exorsquish

When you seek, by some holier-than-thou calling, to not only eradicate the demons from those you do not love to begin with, but you also want to kill them, for political gain. This is a common malady in the Republican Party of the United States, and their televangelical superstars, the Tea Party.

I love you so much, I want to exorsquish you. I cast you out unclean spirit, & I bomb the hell out of you, in primetime! Amen.

by artfulmark October 15, 2010

5πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


TeaTards

TeaTards are the political movement of backwoods whiteys headed by deceptress Sarah Palin. With a wink and some stillettos, they do whatever she commands. When reasonable people who are against tax-rate increases get stupefied by Sarah Palin, they become TeaTards.

"Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and tell Sarah to go take a hike," shouted the throng against the TeaTards.

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Those lower-middle-class honkies are so self-righteous, they are prime examples of TeaTards.
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You might be TeaTards if you are dumb, white, dumb, and hateful.

by artfulmark February 17, 2010

720πŸ‘ 471πŸ‘Ž


Sarahnormal Activity

Any of a variety of vulgar, white-trash, sluttish, vain, and self-serving activities by Former-Future-Step-Cougar-In-Law (and FOX News Skanker) Sarah Palin.

Quitting her elected position as Governor of Alaska to become a spokesmodel for FOX News is a horrid example of Sarahnormal Activity.

Palin's children and grandchildren are haunted day and night by Sarahnormal Activity, usually aimed at parading their misfortunes in public.

by artfulmark August 5, 2010

8πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


misundermenstruate

Using the output of one's female productive system to stupefy the world at large. Used to profound effect by tacky Sarah Palin.

Don't misundermenstruate Sarah Palin, she uses all of her babies as poster children.
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We misunderestimated Bush, let us not misundermenstruate Sarah Palin.

by artfulmark July 12, 2009

13πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Vice-Pregnidency

The embarrassingly hormonal situation of being pregnant while being Vice President. A condition guaranteed to land a book deal.

Overheard at the watercooler: "Sarah Palin, at 45, may have had her last opportunity for a Vice-Pregnidency. She's so inspirational! With the Lord's help, and another Republican National Convention, I think she can do it!

by artfulmark November 29, 2009

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


emissionaries

A common variety of uppity evangelicals who litter our globe with trash, trample the beliefs of others, feeling sorry for children with different colored skin, all the while drinking bottled water, hyperventilating over the latest features of their electronic devices, and generally acting like God's Gift to Consumerism.

Dear Lord, cried the poor foreign woman, the emissionaries are coming to vacation in our town again, please give us strength...
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Emissionaries carry a Bible in one hand, to slap you with, and a iPhone in the other to document the Glory....

by artfulmark July 31, 2009

2πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž