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TeaTards

TeaTards are the political movement of backwoods whiteys headed by deceptress Sarah Palin. With a wink and some stillettos, they do whatever she commands. When reasonable people who are against tax-rate increases get stupefied by Sarah Palin, they become TeaTards.

"Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and tell Sarah to go take a hike," shouted the throng against the TeaTards.

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Those lower-middle-class honkies are so self-righteous, they are prime examples of TeaTards.
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You might be TeaTards if you are dumb, white, dumb, and hateful.

by artfulmark February 17, 2010

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Sarahnormal Activity

Any of a variety of vulgar, white-trash, sluttish, vain, and self-serving activities by Former-Future-Step-Cougar-In-Law (and FOX News Skanker) Sarah Palin.

Quitting her elected position as Governor of Alaska to become a spokesmodel for FOX News is a horrid example of Sarahnormal Activity.

Palin's children and grandchildren are haunted day and night by Sarahnormal Activity, usually aimed at parading their misfortunes in public.

by artfulmark August 5, 2010

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Vajangerous

When a woman's, or drag queen's, or tranny's vagina is a danger to self or others.

Her pussy is a menace in the hood. Yes, that girl is Vajangerous!

by artfulmark March 5, 2016


hypepathetic

When promoters use a marketing blitz to sell an inferior product. When something you are looking forward to doesn't live up to your expectations. A big letdown.

Man, I've been waiting for this movie to be released for over a year. So much build up on the internet. The trailer looked awesome. It turned out to be total crap- hypepathetic, a waste of my time.

by artfulmark April 29, 2008

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CuntGate

1. Any topic, be it scientific or political, where Sarah Palin's bunn comes undone as she tries to form a coherent Tweet.
2. The aggregate of what comes out of Sarah Palin's mouth. 3. An entryway that Sarah Palin always leaves open.

Oh Lord, the internet isn't censored at all, which means CuntGate Sarah Palin is given free reign to bash people who use reason, science, and common sense with her Tweets.

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A lot of detritus seems to flood out of Cuntgate every time Sarah Palin opens her hole.

by artfulmark December 10, 2009

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misundermenstruate

Using the output of one's female productive system to stupefy the world at large. Used to profound effect by tacky Sarah Palin.

Don't misundermenstruate Sarah Palin, she uses all of her babies as poster children.
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We misunderestimated Bush, let us not misundermenstruate Sarah Palin.

by artfulmark July 12, 2009

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Vice-Pregnidency

The embarrassingly hormonal situation of being pregnant while being Vice President. A condition guaranteed to land a book deal.

Overheard at the watercooler: "Sarah Palin, at 45, may have had her last opportunity for a Vice-Pregnidency. She's so inspirational! With the Lord's help, and another Republican National Convention, I think she can do it!

by artfulmark November 29, 2009

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