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Donut Buddies

Those other awesome souls you encounter when doing circles in the snow in the barren parking lot next to the old K-Mart Garden Center. They will politely wait safely along the outskirts while you take a turn, expecting the favor to be returned. All of this is communicated intuitively. When it is their turn, they will certainly try to show off and one-up you, and it continues on like this until all of the fresh powder is ruined.

KB: There's someone else here doing it too! That's hilarious.
Erotica: You guys are donut buddies!
KB (silently to herself): Yes we are...yes we are.

by artichoky January 17, 2020


homostereophobic racist

Suggests that if you're a racist or homophobe... that you're likely both by way of stereotyping whether you're aware of it or not.

"Is that Nelly? Didn't he get in trouble for sexual assault?"
"No, your thinking of R. Kelley".
"Pretty sure they both did it".

"That can't be Randy Jackson. Are we sure it isn't Samuel L Jackson?"
"Wow, you are sucha homostereophobic racist!"

*this only makes sense to 5 people*

by artichoky January 1, 2021