penalury

A penalty incurred by especially naughty pricks, the penalury is appropriately humiliating. Offender is instructed to dump healthy sized excrement into a toilet, then pony up to the porcelain bowl on their knees, soup spoon in hand, and cheerfully savor all of it while their mommy or daddy watches. Afterward the bowl should be completely clean without flushing.

The alternative for those especially contemptuous pricks who troll their own fake wanking is two scoops of this excrement on an ice cream cone, top it with fresh semen frosting and a dip into pube trimmings, then lick it equally cheerfully while humming Mary Had A Little Lamb.

“Alec wanted to try penalury just like his friends did. He went to the toilet, dumped a poo, grabbed a spoon and gobbled it with excitement”

“Being a prick wasn’t enough, Alex had to pretend he yanked his ding dong and gloat about it. His penalty escalated to an embarrassing penalury with all the toppings.”

Eeeesh

An expression that used to imply the complete opposite of relief, appreciation or satisfaction.

After a disappointing muffin buttering session during which Nat repeatedly interrupted with text notifications, Alex could only express his dismay with a loud and definitive ‘Eeeesh!”

Eeeesh

Both the audible sound and inner feeling of sweaty post-workout balls.

After his hour long, stairmaster workout, Joseph felt the oncoming drip, drip, drip and squish, squish squish of the eeeesh on his balls

Eeeesh

Far less clinical term for the shedded endometrial lining during a menstrual cycle.

Natasha felt the monthly cramps signaling her eeeesh was on the move.

rollerbladder

A mobile expanding bladder, caused by a rollerblader who stops at Starbucks for a venti refresher on half-off Wednesdays, drinks most of it sitting down, then continues on their way. Makes even routine rollingblading an extreme sport unless wearing an adult diaper.

Natalie downed the whole raspberry açaí, then kept going. Her rollerbladder needs a toilet shortly, or else the next sidewalk bump gonna be rollerbladder sploosh.

Glitter mucus

On the middle of women’s menstrual cycle, this is the conspicuously missing cervical mucus quality when your basal core temperature is almost feverishly sparkly, indicating you have harvested an ovulating disco ball egg and your as ripe as a yellow star fruit.

No need to do a cervix check, it was obvious to everyone she tagged on tiktok that Nat had glitter mucus.

nut cred

1. Saving up or postponing nutting for later on for several reasons such as avoiding post nut clarity and completing a 2 week challenge. It also improves spank bank.

2. Applies solely to males on the size of testicles determining the quantity and character of semen output. Participants of the 2 week challenge obtain a legendary output of semen of 11 ml or 0.011 L.

1. Alex decided to Nut cred by participating in a 2 week challenge which he could brag about to his friends. He believes in semen retention and strongly encourages it. According to Alex, “Nut Cred prevents post nut clarity. I feel amazing.”

2. “ My huge nuts enable me to have a gigantic output of semen”- Alex
“Are you referring to Nut Cred?” - Gina
“Ofc. But my vivid imagination and 2 week challenge also helped in increasing the output volume” - Alex