Vegetarian

Too cool For YOUR meat

waitress "what do you want for breakfast?"

Joe "just eggs"

Waitress "any bacon?"

Joe, "no thanks i'm vegetarian"

Waitress, "So are you sure you dont want bacon?"

Joe, "NO,.. I'm vegetarian..."

Waitress "what?"

Ben, "dude.. that means hes TOO COOL, for YOUR BACON"

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