Brotten

The act of consuming a Notbrot(vegetarian brotwurst) and then choking and throwing it up in front of a familiar parental unit.

I hope you get brottened, I curse you to brotten when you least expect it.

Cronch

The sound that a Minecraft turtle egg makes when it is squashed used to describe when an entity dies in cold blooded murder; Absolutely shattered.

Omg, that egg got cronched

She got bowspammed so much she cronched

My will to live got cronched

I want to cronch you