No Doge

A form of medication usually ingested in tablet form that prevents the recipient from engaging in dodgy behavior e.g. lying. Often No Doge is given to an individual as a form of intervention or as part of a court appointed treatment program.

Pronounced: Somewhat like No Doze

(Please note that some individuals do develop a tolerance to No Doge and therefore must take increasingly greater quantities to prevent dodgy behavior.)

Two friends are driving home from a night on the town....

Friend 1: Dude I can't believe Shane claimed to have hooked up with what like seven girls!

Friend 2: Seven! He told me eleven!

Friend 1: What?! Damn, that guy needs to get himself some No Doge.

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