Lovekiwis

The testicles. In reference to the similarity in appearance between balls and kiwis.

1. "She sucked on my Lovekiwis like there was no tommorow."

2. "My lovekiwis are fucking itching."

3. "My boxers are pulling against my massive lovekiwis."

Loveplum

Bellend, either without foreskin entirely, or with foreskin pulled back.

Also derrogatory term, used in much the same way as 'dick', 'cock', 'prik', or, more accurately similar, 'bellend'.

1. Purple, throbbing loveplum.

2. 'Dan, you are a stupid fucking loveplum.'

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cum dumpster

A woman who swallows loads of cum.

1. 'Your wife is a fucking cum dumpster - and I should know.'

2. 'Your mum is a fucking cum dumpster - and I should know.'

3. 'Your sister is a fucking cum dumpster - and I should know.'

4. 'Your dad is a fucking cum dumpster - and I should know.'

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kike-alike

Someone who is like, but is, infact, not, a kike - i.e. Jewish.

'Clinton you snivelling bitch, you're such a fucking kike-alike.'

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bellfruit

Same as bellend, basically. A bit more lyrical, rolls off the tongue better, just a finer word generally.

Deragatory term.

1. 'That dopey bitch tried to bite my bellfruit off.'

2. 'Don't be such a fucking bellfruit.'

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