Jogette

Noun for female joggers, women of the melinated persuasion, otherwise commonly known as negresses or sheboons. Capable of destroying entire empires with their power of yap, Jogettes are famous for never being wrong, always being outraged, and never being able to communicate at anything under 115 dB.

They feature in every police video on YouTube heard screaming in the background, often for no reason what so ever besides their self realisation they are a jogette. This phenomenon has become known as 'the call of the wild jungle jogette' and can be heard echoing through the night of all North American cities.

George Floyd's wife wasn't a jogette because even a fentanyl huffing 'groid like Floyd won't endure a jogette's yap.

bird dogging

To hound or pursue something or someone with a usually malicious intent.

Derived from the use of a bird dog to hunt game.

Apparently mistaken by millennials as a slang hybrid of 'bird' being female, and 'dogging' being the act of cuckolding or sharing of one's wife willingly or unwillingly, whilst obviously overlooking the actual normal every day meaning of the term to the point it irritated me to make a bloody account on here to set things straight. So upvote this definition so these low life tweens can at least use the term correctly.

"You've been bird dogging this town for a while now, they wouldn't mind a corpse of you." - Mal, Firefly

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