Vairis

Pronounced ˈvaɪrəs.

Vairis is a person of huge temperament. He at least he thinks so never loses an argument, he's very creative and has a questionable taste.

People named Vairis often tend to be confused with the word Virus, though they have completely different meanings.
Vairis is the male version of the name Vaira. It means "multiply, increase; one who will add".

And honestly speaking, the name always suits the owner.
Those who're named Vairis always have another thing to add. Such as an argument, a dad joke, etc.
Though he can be stressful and annoying at times, Vairis is a very kind person.

Taco: Vairis sounds like Virus!
Leffty Vairis: No it does not. There's a slight difference in the pronunciation and in the way it's written. Virus and Vairis have completely different meanings so it is very rude to say it's the same. Vairis stands for "multiply, increase; one who will add" whilst Virus stands for an infective agent one can get. *goes on for another 30 minutes*
Taco: Ok...

terlik

A slipper you throw at people that get on your nerves. Mostly used by men to teach their kids a lesson.
pain ratio:
aimed shots; 10/10
kick; 6/10
trick shots; 3-7/10
drop kick; 11/10
close distance; 2/10
long distance; 15/10

Be careful when using a terlik, you could injure someone.

Child: PAPA NOOO!
Father: COME HERE YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!
*throws terlik*
Child: *screams*