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"Investment for the future"
A person who is young, but would obviously be attractive when they were older.. used to avoid looking like a cradle snatcher.
Did you see Julies younger brother? He's such an AXA.
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The Lead Singer of Brand New;
a type of God, lyric genius, emotionally expressive mastermind.
Heaven sent, don't you dare forget.
Random One: "Did you see Brand New on Saturday?!"
Random Two: "Yes!, Jesse Lacey is amazing, it was incredible."
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An alteration of the comeback "Your Face" or "Your Mum"
Used in the same context, when nothing else can be said.
Scenario One..
Person One: Can I have my pen back?
Person Two: What pen?
Person One: The one in your hand.
Person Two: I don't know anything about a pen.
Person One: Stop being a shit.
Person Two: "Your life is shit"
Scenario Two..
Person One: That gig was dissapointing.
Person Two: "Your life is dissapointing"
MISUSE
Can be used incorrectly.
Scenario One..
Person One: I had a sandwich for lunch today.
Person Two: "Your life is a sandwich"
This just doesn't make sense.
Scenario Two..
Person One: Did you see that flower? It's so beautiful.
Person Two: Your life is beautiful.
Obviously the insult has now become a compliment.
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A person who appears to be hot by comparison to other people within a country town; generally full of bogans. Somebody who if found around a city area would not be so appealing, but desired in their hometown due to the lack of attractive country people.
"He's hot, but you know.. he's country hot"
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Somebody who is particularly impressive, or appears to be exceptionally good at life.
* If you were to meet someone who was obviously NOT a real person you would know because they would constantly be failing at life, or bringing other people down.
REAL PERSON
random: I wish I was more like insert name, she's so beautiful and always helping other people.. she's a real person.
* NOT a REAL PERSON
random: insert name is such a douchebag, have you noticed how he's always screwing up, he's not even a real person.
i.e. matt miller.
Scenario:
Girl walks into a bar, trips and spills her drink.
REAL PERSON
are you okay?! i'd like to buy you another drink. (helps girl up)
NOT a REAL PERSON
oh yeah, i'd tap that.
bend over again honey.
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