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A delicious concoction found in the streets of NYC, at the Double Down Saloon. Sounds like a rectal leakage biproduct, tastes like a watermelon juice shot.
I couldn't decide what shot I wanted to take, so I picked the dirtiest-sounding, ass juice.
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A small, gay area of downtown Orlando. Most of the people there are flamboyant and can be found on Washington Street sipping mimosas and walking their small dogs. Previously known as "Snortin Park," many of the people who frequent the bars in this neighborhood are grown adults who spend all day serving hamburgers and beer, and spend all night blowing the small amount of money they make on booze and cocaine. Don't let this area fool you, it is very liberal but very clique-y and high school-ish. Most of the residents are gay, or have completely failed at life. Or both.
Hey man, I think I'm gonna go down to Burton's in Thornton Park tonight.
-Why? To bang an overweight girl who smells like bbq food, or to bang an overweight girl who smells like hamburgers?
No, no, I'm going there to bang an aging, alcoholic homosexual this time.
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Comedy Central's newest, in-your-face comedian, who gives you the only reason to watch the network since Dave Chappelle moved to Crazyville and disappointed us all. He offends people in every walk of life, and graduated from UCF in Whorlando, Florida. His show, tosh.0, is amazingly funny, although most women do not agree with this because women have no sense of humor and would rather "keep up" with the Kardasians or watch grown adults play high schoolers and/or vampires on tv. Daniel Tosh is rather sexy, but this probably would not be true if he wasn't the funniest man ever. Daniel Tosh does not know this, but we will someday be married and make unbelievably attractive, offensive offspring.
I would do dirty, dirty things to Daniel Tosh.
(female) Who's that?
He's the sexiest, funniest man ever you Twilight-loving faghag!
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