Douche Bag Syndrome

Also known as DBS, Douche Dag Syndrome is a condition in which a male human becomes incapable of gentlemanly conduct. Lying; cheating; selfishness; and ditching of his girlfriend, friends, and even family are common characteristics of this life altering condition. Men, even young boys, can lose the best pieces of their lives when affected by DBS. The cure is simply a conscious change of attitude and a reevaluation of priorities.

Man, did you hear about Tonya? Her boyfriend caught a bad case of Douche Bag Syndrome and left her for a hooker! He's gonna regret that one.

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