A shit either taken by a person with a Filipino background or a shit containing only Filipino food.
When I came back from that Filipino restaurant downtown I took a Filipino shit
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Juanita: Have you ever tried Mexican cum guzzling
Gina: No. Why?
Juanita: I heard it feels amazing.
Gina: Wouldn't it hurt?
Juanita: Yes, but I'm still willing to try it.
When you're having sex with a girl and you pull out to ejacualte on her crotch and start spreading it around like butter on toast.
My girlfriend wouldn't let me cum in her so I ended up buttering the toast
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