nick

also known as nickleback
nick is the funniest person youll ever meet in your entire fucking life. he gets the whole squad laughing with zero effort. seriously, its crazy. insane. so is he. hes crazy and insane and everyone loves that about him. he gives no fucks and says what we wants bc hes fucking badass. hes so cool you get the shivers when youre near him. thats just what nick does to you. along with all of this, as if it couldnt get any better, hes nice. imagine being cool and badass, but also nice. hes literally the whole deal. the full package. when you talk to nick, you get goosebumps and you actually hear angels singing in your head. its like soft hymns for real. because hes like an effing god. nick is god.

A: man, lifes been shit rn
B: bro, just pray to nick
A: dont you mean god?
B: whats the difference?
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A: i just got the chills bro
B: bro, look up. its nick.
A: well that explains that!