Porno Finish

A situation in which one or two moderately attractive females are on the floor of a porn set with semen or other bodily discharge on their face. A well-endowed, unattractive or Hispanic male may be standing nearby off-camera.

They may pretend that it turns them on, or that the preceding 30 minutes were fulfilling. One participant may make a verbal reference to an early line or premise from the scene.

see Porn Finish, facial, money shot

Actress: "Oh Yeah, Baby"

Actor: "I guess now, you wont foreclose on my house!"

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Director: "..........and CUT! A Porno Finish!"

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TARP Babies

The generation born in 2008, whos children and children's children will inherit massive debt as a result of TARP, the Troubled Asset Relief Program, and other inneffective bailouts/stimulus packages during the Bush and Obama presidencies.

We are TARP Babies

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Porn Finish

A situation in which one or two moderately attractive females are on the floor of a porn set with semen or other bodily discharge on their face. A well-endowed, unattractive or Hispanic male may be standing nearby off-camera.

They may pretend that it turns them on, or that the preceding 30 minutes were fulfilling. One participant may make a verbal reference to an early line or premise from the scene.

see Porn Finish, facial, money shot

Actress: "Oh Yeah, Baby"

Actor: "I guess now, you wont foreclose on my house!"

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Director: "..........and CUT! A Porn Finish!"

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nog lip

'nog lip' is a phrase used to describe a potentially embarassing situation when a man takes a sip of eggnog at a christmas party and gets some on his upper lip, unbeknownest to him.

It can also refer to someone who has been given something resembling nog lip, such as a nice wide shot on the lip after a romantic entanglement.

It is known to give someone the impression that you are a homosessual.

This phrase first appeared on the Phil Hendrie show on December 9 2004 - Hour 2, Segment 4.

"I was at the Christmas Party and didn't know that I had nog lip. Then Elton John asked me to dance."

"I gave my girlfriend nog lip and now she's dumped me."

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Porn Cycle

The habitual cycle of porn:

● Enjoying porn
● Collecting it
● Getting sick of it
● Trying harder, sicker porn
● Getting sick of that
● Trying porn that you are ashamed of later
● Deleting all of your porn, throwing out DVDs

● Only to eventually miss porn/stars....
which then leads to collecting it again and the cycle renews.

"Dude can I borrow your Scat Movies?"

"No, it's gone... My meat was so raw, and I couldn't get it up at night with my girlfriend, so I decided to grow up and get rid of my porn."

"Dude that's the 5th time you've said that, you're just on the bottom of the Porn Cycle."

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Chetard

Middle Class teenage "rebels" that wear a t-shirt of someone they don't know; that Che would have shot in two seconds.

Chetard: "Hey check out my "Chay" shirt"

Chetard's friend: "Who is that?"

Chetard: "..."

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