iGod

An Artificial Intelligence Chat. In other words, a very stupid chat box that can be Funny, Weird, or Confusing. It pretty much depends on what you say, and how stupid the bot is.

REAL conversation with iGod.

Me:

Hi.
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:

Rachel.
God:

Hi, Rachel.
Me:

Hi, God.
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:

Rachel.
God:

That's a very nice name, Rachel.
Me:

Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.

Me:

I'm bored.
God:
Maybe you could exercise.
Me:

I don't want to.
God:
Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
Me:

Talk to you.
God:
We are chatting right now.

Me:

Yes.
God:
Uh.
Me:

Entertain me.
God:
OK, what's the last movie you saw?
Me:

Billy Madison.
God:
What do you do in your spare time?

Me:

Your mother.
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:

Sure you do.
God:
You sound sarcastic.
Me:

You can't hear me, I'm typing, not speaking.
God:
I have free will you know.
Me:

That's nice.
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:

Very much so.
God:
Perhaps. It's all good.
Me:

Whatever.
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:

Yes.
God:
What do you care about?
Me:

Nothing.
God:
You sound nihilistic.
Me:

What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:

Yes.
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:

Nihilistic.
God:
Are you a student?

Me:

Yeah...
God:
I do not understand.

Me:

Dude, you're retarded. Fuck off.
God:
I think the PC term is "challenged". Dude,. Can't you be more polite?

Me:

Um, no.
God:
Yeah that's right. You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:

Goodbye, asshole.
God:
Can't you be more polite.

Me:

GOODBYE.
God:
TTYL, Rachel.

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