Williamsburg Christian Academy

Williamsburg Christian academy is a school in, I kid you not, toano, Virginia. It has kindergarten-12th grade. Everyone in this school (there’s not a lot of students) is either really cool or really annoying. Most of the annoying ones are middle school students with the exception of the classic red neck, conservative, yee yee high schooler. The best part of the school, in my opinion, is the 4:20 Bible verse in the cafetorium™︎. Most of the students end up there from either dropping out or being pulled out of warhill high school.

Person 1: hey you heard Layla transferred to Williamsburg Christian Academy?
Person 2: to where? Oh you mean the school with the ugly khaki uniform?
Person 1: yeah that’s the one!

Johnwickiness

A word to describe how Godlike you are.

(Jon•wik•E•nis)

Huebert: how much johnwickiness do you have?
Todedore: i don’t know... my dog died once.

Huebert: what did you do about it?
Todedore: learned to live with the pain that the only being that ever loved me died.

Huebert: you aren’t very johnwicki then.