Blackburn the One-Eyed Pirate

A sexual move in which the man is making love to the woman from behind, reaches one hand around behind his head to cover one of his eyes, and loudly yells, "Arghhhh!"

Note: do not use this multiple times on the same woman as its novelty has worn off and they will not laugh after the first time.

I gave her the Blackburn the One-Eyed Pirate and she fell in love with me on the spot.

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Tiger Woods

A Tiger Woods refers to a drink of half lemonade and half black tea. This comes from it's counterpart, the Arnold Palmer, which is a drink of half lemonade and half iced tea, only white.

I would like an Arnold Palmer, a Tiger Woods, and two Gatorades, please. -said to the bartender at the nearest golf club.

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