Person ∞

Person ∞ is a person that cannot exist in a world where everyone gets a number in the order they appear. But yet they do. They scare me.

Person 1: I wonder whats the highest we can go. Is there a person ∞?
Person 2: Idk, how could there be infinite people?
Person 1: Actually, where's person 0? Haven't seen them either

Something

the smart-ass response to "say something"

Person 1: Are you OK? Say something!
Person 2: ...something
Person 2: *dies*

ugly

you

you are ugly